Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha
A woman walks into a supermarket with her two children, a girl and a boy.
The woman is rough as guts, enormously overweight, her hair, so greasy you could run a car on it, looked like it hadn’t seen shampoo, moisterizer or a hairdresser for years, pimples on her face with hair growing out of it so stiff that you could kill someone with it, dressed in track pants and a T-shirt, so big you could win the Americas Cup with it, full of grease stains and wearing flip-flops. Tattoos on both upper arms and piercings in places you didn’t know it was possible to even have them there.
The girl around 12 years old and a spitting image of her mother and nearly the same size.
The boy a slim handsome young man of 14 years with shiny dark hair.
At the teller is Marja a good natured happy young chirpy student of 16 always in a good mood and always a big smile.
As the woman with her kids approach the teller with their overloaded trolley Marja greets them in her usual super friendly style and her soft high voice.
Marja:”Oh good morning all it’s a lovely day isn’t it?”
No reaction for the woman or her kids.
Marja: “Oh aren’t they looking nice are they twins?” referring to the two kids.
Woman: “Do they look like twins to you you stupid child, what’s wrong with you?” the woman snapped angrily.
Marja: “Oh, I was just wondering, coz I couldn’t imagine someone wanting to shag you twice!”