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Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

by michelle w on June 21, 2013

Three surgeons from the U.S.A., Japan, and Belgium sitting in a bar having a drink after their three day yearly conference showing off the latest technology.

Suddenly a repetitive beep starts to sound coming form the American surgeon.

Both the Japanese and Belgium colleagues are in awe.

“What on earth is that?” they shout out simultanuously.

“Oh, it’s something we have been experimenting with for a few months now. A pacemaker that we can remotely control and do various high-tech functions with”

Soon after suddenly a ringtone starts coming from the Japanese surgeon’s palm. He lifts his palm to his mouth and starts speaking to it. Once he finishes the conversation he winks his left eye and a beeping sound comes from the same palm.

Both the American and the Belgium surgeon just sit there speechless, staring at the palm of their Japanese colleague.

“Oh, this?” The Japanese surgeon asks. “This is a mobile device that we have build in a human’s palm. It comes with matching glasses or lenses for video calls and all other high tech functions. We have been testing it for a year now”

The Belgium surgeons is thinking “What the hell am I going to come up with? I have nothing that beats these two”

He goes off to the toilet trying to think of something. He returns to the bar with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.

Both the American and Japanese surgeons looking at each other with a surprised frown.

“What is that there hanging behind you son?” the American asks.

The Belgium surgeon turns his waist and looks behind him “Well will you look at that, I am getting a fax!”

Categories: Daily Prompt
Posted by skookella on June 24, 2013
1 Comment Post a comment
  1. 03/18/2015

    Thanks for the giggle today

    Reply

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